Guesswork

This mysterious creature turned up in our kitchen late one night, where we found him eating Rice Krispie squares and reading Harry Potter. Shy at first, he gradually became used to us and now he lives under the basement stairs. We leave him treats of graham crackers and ginger beer, and in return he fixes our appliances while we’re sleeping.

Note: It’s the holidays and I’ve temporarily sworn off lengthy screeds on celebrities, politicians, technology, and other things that offend me, which is why you’re looking at pictures of snow and dogs. The reason for the change is sloth, but let’s just pretend it’s Christmas spirit.

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